Sep 01 2011
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Although by most objective standards I am unquestionably a grown-up, I have gone nearly a week with no TP, relying on tiny travel packs of tissues I purchased in bulk in one of my more adult (compulsive?) moments for allergy-season subway rides.
It actually occurred to me to just nab a roll from the office, where I’ve been spending most of my waking hours the past few days. But I kept forgetting (suggesting I’ve perhaps regressed to a time even before college, during which, in particularly low moments, I might nick a roll from the Reg).
Needless to say, having finally remembered, I went in for the 12-pack.
